Friday Funnies

Hi,

Of course there was rain last night. Today was a bit threatening at times, but no water from the sky. Chiang Rai did get a little wind storm that had us running around closing windows, doors, and umbrellas. We made a road trip up north this morning, and hung out this afternoon. Nice day.

It looks like we'll be continuing with 'Old Folk Crap' due to your overwhelming response. Our opening song was "Tom Dooley" by The Kingston Trio. It's time for another episode of 'Old School Friday'. I think you'll remember this one. "Well, __ __ __ __, when you say goodbye. Yes, __ __ __ __, when you make me cry. You say you're gonna leave, you know it's a lie, 'cause __ __ __ __ when I die." Hint: It's a hit from the 50s by an artist who sang with a group named for an insect. He's no longer with us, but he left a lot of great songs.

This morning we drove up to the big Tesco store near the border town of Mae Sai. It was a pretty easy drive, traffic was light, and the border police weren't interested in stopping cars going north. We don't fit the profile they're looking for anyway. The countryside was incredible. All of the rain has left the foothills thick with new growth. As for Tesco, if you can imagine a Target with a bank branch, a KFC, a food court, and a kiddie ride section, then you get the picture. They have a large appliance department, where we got a little electric tea pot, a big clothing section where we got nothing, and two isles of things we shouldn't eat, where we got flavored marshmallows. We did buy some healthy essentials, and we also discovered chicken sausage. Hmm. I'll let you know next week.

As we traveled up and down the highway we noticed new growth in the form of building projects. The area north of Chiang Rai is getting busier. It's still basically farm land, but we saw shophouses and apartments being built. That's an indication that people are coming. This is the last frontier, and as commerce increases with China and South Korea it should get quite interesting.

I have mentioned how the fields beside and behind us get plowed, planted, and then appear to be neglected. Well, we think we got an explanation. There is a lot of corn grown for animal feed. It's quite possible that the small plots around us are for that purpose. I wish they'd grow some sugar cane. It's nice to look at. (Ha)

Sunday night we'll be going to 9 Art Gallery for the opening of a new exhibit. This one will feature 9 artists, so there should be quite a mix of work, and a lively crowd. As long as it doesn't rain, things will be cool. We're looking forward to seeing our friends, and the new work.

Have a Wonderful WeekEnd. Enjoy the 'Funnies' from my dear friend Lee.

Peace,
Danny

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
When you are done you will have a place to live.

Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.

Q: Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking?

A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where do 60+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
A: Their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: "I remember these".


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