Friday Funnies

Hi,
Right now it's a little after 9:30 in the evening and we've been having a light show in the sky. It must be far away because there has barely been any thunder. We first spotted it as we were coming home from downtown. The Night Bazaar was packed tonight but we had some things to get in preparation for the trip back to the States.
So, some of you knew the '62 hit by Mary Wells, "The One Who Really Loves You". As Linda put it, it was a classic. And now:
"Gonna tell Aunt Mary 'bout Uncle John, he says he has the misery but he has a lotta fun. Oh baby..." Hint: The title is a descriptive name for a young woman, written and sung by an outrageous showman. It's had many covers, but the original is the one that counts.
Today we went to Mae Sai in the morning. I won't bore you with details, but I will say that going to the border tourist center is better done in the morning, when just the locals are out. We finally found a wireless doorbell. Now we can close the gate even when we're expecting workers. It will be good for so many reasons.
I got four messages telling me about the telescoping light bulb changer. I should have mentioned that I knew of such a device but couldn't find one here. Thank you to all who sent me links and tips on how to deal with the high ceilings. They probably have them in Chiang Mai or Bangkok, but not 'up country'. Boot says she knows a handy-man who can take care of all that. Ah, life is sweet.
I'm not going to go on (as you know I can) because it's time for the 'Funnies' and they're kinda long. Blue sent this wonderful list for you education. (Ha)
Have a Wonderful WeekEnd.

Peace,
Danny

Little Known Laws of Nature:

Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.

Law of Gravity
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of Probability
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

Law of Random Numbers
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.

Law of the Alibi
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

Variation Law
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

Law of the Bath
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Law of Close Encounters
The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

Law of the Result
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

Law of Biomechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Law of the Theater
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

The Starbucks Law
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Murphy's Law of Lockers
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

Law of Physical Surfaces
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correl ated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.

Law of Logical Argument
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

Brown's Law of Physical Appearance
If the shoe fits, it's ugly.

Oliver's Law of Public Speaking
A closed mouth gathers no feet.

Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

Doctors' Law
If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. Don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.



Gettin' Funky, Thai Style

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