Friday Funnies

Hi,
It's about 7 a.m. Saturday morning and we're in Taipei on a stop. Couldn't resist the opportunity to get the message out without missing a full day. Actually, we totally missed Friday.
You guys were asleep at the wheel on the song. "If You Love Someone, Set Them Free" by Sting, by 'Song of the Blue Turtle' LP. Shame on you. The weekend song is so obvious that all you get is '1970', by a trio.
"All my bags are packed I'm ready to go I'm standing here Outside your door I hate to wake you up To say goodbye.."

Well, we're hungry and there's more airport to visit. There's a new bird exhibit, and they've remodeled the Orchid Lounge. See you on Monday.

Peace,
Danny


10 signs you're an Internet geek

10. When filling out your driver's license application you give your IP address.
9. You no longer ask prospective dates what their sign is, instead your line is "Hi, what's your URL?"

8. Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends e-mail.

7. You're amazed to find out spam is a food.

6. You "ping" people to see if they're awake, "finger" them to find out how they are, and "AYT" them to make sure they're listening to you.

5. You search the Net endlessly hoping to win every silly free T-shirt contest.

4. You introduce your wife as "my lady@home.wife" and refer to your children as "client applications".

3. At social functions you introduce your husband as "my domain server".

2. After winning the office super bowl pool you blurt out, "I feel so colon-right parentheses!"

And the number one sign you are an Internet Geek:

1. Two Words: "Pizza's Here!"


Gettin' Funky, Thai Style